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sofia, 22. Baltimore/NY/Argentina

i probably like cats more than i like you.


I haven’t had sex in months and my period is half a month late. I am the Virgin Mary

— 8 minutes ago
#what if 

My host parents call me “little birdie” cause I apparently don’t eat enough

— 23 hours ago with 1 note
#they don't see me snack doe 
shutl0w:

i forgot and rubbed my eyes

shutl0w:

i forgot and rubbed my eyes

— 1 day ago with 21 notes

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

(via brattybeth)

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jkaneria:

Kanye is the new Gandhi

(Source: threexfives)

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dirtyberd:

The only proposal I’ll accept

dirtyberd:

The only proposal I’ll accept

(Source: ZippyGIFs)

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