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sofia, 22. Baltimore/NY/Argentina

i probably like cats more than i like you.


Wearing my mommas shirt that she wore when she was my age

Wearing my mommas shirt that she wore when she was my age

— 6 hours ago with 1 note
#sofa  #selfie  #ootd 

I randomly got drunk today an apparently all I talked about was how hot I thought Nicky’s butt chin is

— 1 day ago

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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— 2 days ago with 75749 notes

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

(Source: BuzzFeed, via taco-bell-rey)

— 2 days ago with 304781 notes

taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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— 2 days ago with 96580 notes

My dad keeps emailing me about my cat and he was just telling me how she’s just like me and said “She’s your cat , friendly when she wants too be, but is also a stone cold killer” makes me so happy. My baby is the best

— 2 days ago with 2 notes
#like mother like daughter 

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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— 2 days ago with 704845 notes

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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— 2 days ago with 200468 notes

I haven’t had sex in months and my period is half a month late. I am the Virgin Mary

— 2 days ago
#what if 

My host parents call me “little birdie” cause I apparently don’t eat enough

— 3 days ago with 1 note
#they don't see me snack doe 
shutl0w:

i forgot and rubbed my eyes

shutl0w:

i forgot and rubbed my eyes

— 3 days ago with 22 notes