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sofia, 22. Baltimore/NY/Argentina

i probably like cats more than i like you.


I am the self nominated queen of ugly faces

— 5 hours ago with 2 notes
#queen  #pretty girls ugly faces  #derp  #lol  #pretty girls  #ugly faces  #sofa  #selfie  #hot 

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

(via pizza)

— 20 hours ago with 141725 notes

cawlie:

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

ketchup-and-titties maybe it they are Rosa’s OTHER momma and poppa

cawlie OH i think it is!!

— 1 day ago with 215683 notes

cursethegoldfish:

When people take your sarcasm seriouslyimage

(via cawlie)

— 1 day ago with 93715 notes

for real tho im twiddling my thumbs TALK TO ME I BORED BORED BORED 

— 2 days ago
It’s only 9 pm and we haven’t eaten dinner and I’m so bored

It’s only 9 pm and we haven’t eaten dinner and I’m so bored

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#too much time on my hands  #sofa  #bored  #what do i do  #hmmmm 

strawberreli:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

kyssthis16:

2112tryptophanbonfires:

choirfreak8718:

vial-humanoid:

Dash Polanco, Uzo Aduba Danielle Brooks from OITNB At the Cut Party NYFW. 

Woah

This cast is so gorgeous… its unfair!

Well, shit.

praise black female jesus

i am severely uninterested in any of the white character story lines tbh

(via vomitpretty)

— 2 days ago with 5322 notes
melisaki:

The studio of Clio Newton
photo by sea kay, 2011

melisaki:

The studio of Clio Newton

photo by sea kay, 2011

(via porn4ladies)

— 2 days ago with 8122 notes

I’m such a sour puss luls I don’t care

— 2 days ago

I wish I could cuddle my kitten baby even tho she hates to cuddle

— 2 days ago
#forced mom cuddles